Part V of Wrecked Exotics and the Rolls Royce Phantoms That Met With An Early Death

I haven't visited the Wrecked Exotics website in awhile, and I see that not much has changed. It's sad that people would shamelessly total an exotic vehicle.

The luxury car that's on display today will be the Rolls Royce Phantom, where the suggested MSRP is roughly a half a million dollars. But some people don't care, and looked what happened to them...

I wanted to show the worse ones of the bunch. The majority of the damaged Phantoms weren't bad. You could still operate them, but then again, who wants to drive a scratched Phantom. For the story, just click on the photos.

I'm positive that this was the only Phantom in Jackson, Mississippi...

This is NOT the result of a bitter chick seeing revenge.

Someone in Russia abandoned a customized Phantom Centurion...

If I were in this situation, the cops would have been pulling me off of the person who hit me.

Russia's hood. Owners of Phantoms getting into shootouts...

Note to self: Do not compete in the Gumball 3000 Rally in a Phantom. Or if I do, do not crash into a guardrail.

This didn't happen in the United States...

All I could do is shake my head or text messaging language "SMH"

This was once a 2010 Ferrari 458 Italia

So I'm still on WreckedExotics.com and I come across this:



At first, I thought it was an art piece like what they have at MoMA (Museum of Modern Art, best museum in the world...), but this is actually someone car after it caught on fire.

Looking at this photo, I will say this: those wheels are indestructible.

The car once looked like this:

Part IV of Wrecked Exotics and the Poor Range Rovers that had to suffer

So I tuned back into Wrecked Exotics and out of all the Range Rover stories, I felt bad for one driver and passenger.



This story made me mad. I hope the victims' family cursed out the driver of the Lexus and sued them for everything they had and then some. Don't kill the children, or even the adults. I would have beaten down the driver... in front of the cops. I'm getting mad over people I don't know. I'm moving on...

Now for the other stories, forget it. Why should I feel sorry if you can't handle driving fast and losing control of your SUV??? But to the Range Rover Dealerships, you might want to do an inspection of those you hire.


Basically, don't let hired help drive your SUV, even if you do trust them.



Who knew that a Range Rover can demolish a building???




Stolen Range Dumped in Water...


If you can't handle driving fast... Those poor 24" wheels.


How can you NOT see a stopped car??? And I don't want to hear any excuses either.


This story was funny cause the driver ran away. I wonder if he got caught.


This couldn't be helped. This story actually could be excused.



The last two stories are the reason why car dealerships should give a more thorough test for their new hires....




TWO Land Rover Employees not paying attention and ran head first into each other. Who would have thunk it???

And the final story:



Need I say anything more? And you know the driver got fired...

There's way more stories over on the Wrecked Exotics Website

No, Holly, Nooooooooo!!!!!

(Yes I raided her website and twitter only because the photos through Google images sucked)

Holly Madison so needs to stop hanging out with Cam'ron, La La Vasquez, Mariah Carey, Paris Hilton, and whomever else that's been bold enough to paint their car pink. (**Note I really don't know if she hangs out with the names I mentioned above, but let's keep going with the story)

I know if you were to judge a book by its cover, you wouldn't expect me to write about, or even know who Holly Madison is. I shocked you earlier by saying that my favorite TV show is I Love Lucy, BUT my favorite reality show is (not Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but I still love the show), the ORIGINAL Girls Next Door. Sorry, but the new girls are pointless and boring.

So back to Holly. Since the show, half of her cars have been Porsches. First she had the Porsche Cayenne (Not one of the ones that was highlighted on Wrecked Exotics, at least I hope not),


then she bought a white Toyota Prius (which was in an episode of GND, but it was kept stock) and then she bought the red and white vintage Chevy Corvette,
which was seen in another episode when she puts it in a centerfold photo shoot. She breaks up with Hef, moves to Vegas and buys a Porsche, and then she does the unthinkable.

She takes it to Pacific Custom Paint (In Vegas) and they paint it pink...


(Photos are from Holly's Twitter)


Sadly, as much as I am anti (Sorry, I'm watching Girls Next Door as I'm typing this post), I wished she would have taken it a step further and gotten the wheels painted. But I'm happy to say that at LEAST it's not hot pink. Will this pink epidemic ever go away???

All I have to say is this: if I make it to Vegas for SEMA, I'm meeting Holly Madison, even if I have to go to Peepshow. And I'm ordering my Holly Madison Tube Socks as we speak. Don't be surprised if I roll up into a car show wearing shorts, those socks and some sneakers.

Part III: Wrecked Exotics and the Porsche Cayennes That Resemble Bacon

So... I was cruising the Porsche Cayenne gallery on Wrecked Exotics site, and I'm a little scared. I don't know what is it about that vehicle that makes non-Americans lose their minds. The majority of the accidents were performed outside of the United States, Thank God.

The reason why I said that the Cayennes resemble bacon because a lot of them caught on fire. But there's an array of accidents so I decided to compose my top 10... and click on the photos to get the stories.



This was just dumb. Cayennes may be SUVs but they're not recommended for off-roading OR for heavy banks of snow. That's why they make H2s...



This is why I watch the service people when I get my vehicle service, and I suggest for you to do the same. If you don't, your vehicle could look like this Cayenne.



Watch it around loading ramps, cause if you don't.... Voila



An extra crispy Cayenne. So the owner was in the mall shopping and when they came outside, they found their Cayenne cooking. That sucks...



The driver had a choice of hitting a deer or driving into a swamp. Guess what they chose? Better them than me cause Bernie can't swim.



This is what happens when you loan your vehicle to someone who doesn't have insurance.




This Cayenne is done for.





Not all females are bad drivers, but she clearly is...



Another blackened Cayenne.



They say that a "container" fell from a truck onto the Cayenne. That container had to be a big gasoline-filled one.


I know I was going to highlight 10, but these final three though...



Of course, this went down outside of Boston. But this person crashed into the pole and they had to take the pole along with the car. So not only can they not play baseball, but... let me stop. But I'm not fond of Boston. Go Yankees!!!



This Cayenne rolled over and the top came off. But you know, it doesn't look bad as a convertible.



And this is why you don't get into fights with bouncers.

Part 2 of Wrecked Exotics fiasco, and the poor Bentleys on them...

I already stated how I felt in Part 1 so there’s no need in my repeating what I said. Cause I still stand by what I said.

The first part had to do with a vehicle that is virtually impossible, at least I thought, to total: The Hummer H2..

Part two I’m gonna touch on the car company that makes my dream car. Yes, I’m gonna talk about Bentleys. Not just the Bentley Continentals (My favorite), but the Bentley Arnage, Azure, anything from that line that people have messed up… But in this post, I’ll leave the Russians alone. But check out the Bentleys section on the Wrecked Exotics site cause FOR ONCE, there quite a few stories where the owners weren’t at fault. Just because I said that there were a lot of stories where the owners weren’t at fault, I found some where the owners proved that common sense is still a rarity in people’s traits.

Judging by the stories, I only feel bad for one person’s Bentley, which will be the first one…



I feel sorry for this one because this was done during the "pre-delivery inspection". So that means that the owner didn't get to burn rubber in it. And that sucks…

Now all the other ones, you know the owner was at fault, except for this next one.



I still say the owner is at fault for being stupid enough to loan out his car to his brother, especially this kind of car. So the owner’s brother was perpetrating like this car was his and did a spin out in the greatest city to stunt in, New York. Of course, he failed Spin Out 101 and slammed into a light pole. The car was drivable, but who wants to drive a dented Bentley…


Let’s keep it in New York for awhile. As much as I love NY, there are stupid people who live there…



This is what happens when you don’t carefully plan who you’re going to cut off. If you’re a skilled enough driver (very few by the way), and you’re smart enough to plan your maneuvers through traffic, the more exotic the vehicle, the more you plan.

But honestly, Midtown Manhattan would be the LAST place I would cut someone off in a car. I wouldn’t even drive in Midtown, cause walking is a lot less stressful.



I’m not going to even comment, just click on the photo to see. This was heartbreaking, but you know I only care about the car because the idiot of a driver is at fault.



This Bentley is just as bad as the black one. Seriously, if I had this car, this would be the last thing I would do to it.



How fast do you have to go to slam into a guardrail and only damage the side and knock out the glass. The front bumper is okay, except for the piece missing from the grille.

For the grand finale…




I honestly hope that the driver didn’t actually try to get this fixed. If there’s over $115,000 in damages to the car, then you might as well buy a new one. I don’t think the Queen is gonna like that one, but I guess that’s how the Brits get down.

Tally Ho…